The Official Chicago Pizzahead™

The Official Chicago Pizzahead™

The Official Chicago Pizzahead™

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Soft, amazingly comfortable and downright sexy. The Chicago Pizzahead™ is constructed of high quality strong materials that will survive any Caleb Williams 40-yard bomb end zone celebration with ease, for decades to come.

Handmade in the USA
Designed and made by a Chicagoan
Quality, long lasting construction
Lightweight and VERY comfortable
Engineered for maximum beer drinking input

PERFECT FOR :

• Sporting Events
• Business Meetings / Events
• Weddings / Proposals
• Funerals
• Boring Personality Syndrome
• Blizzards
• Church Service
• Job Interviews
• Insta Influencer Moments
• Sleeping in O’Hare/Midway after canceled flights
• Insomnia & Depression
• Legal Depositions
• Sticking it to Cheeseheads

ORDERS OVER $99 GET FREE SHIPPING!!!

$36.00

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The Official Chicago Pizzahead™The Official Chicago Pizzahead™
$36.00
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