The Official Chicago Pizzahead™The Official Chicago Pizzahead™
The Official Chicago Pizzahead™
The Official Chicago Pizzahead™
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Soft, amazingly comfortable and downright sexy. The Chicago Pizzahead™ is constructed of high quality strong materials that will survive any Caleb Williams 40-yard bomb end zone celebration with ease, for decades to come.
√ Handmade in the USA
√ Designed and made by a Chicagoan
√ Quality, long lasting construction
√ Lightweight and VERY comfortable
√ Engineered for maximum beer drinking input
PERFECT FOR :
• Sporting Events
• Business Meetings / Events
• Weddings / Proposals
• Funerals
• Boring Personality Syndrome
• Blizzards
• Church Service
• Job Interviews
• Insta Influencer Moments
• Sleeping in O’Hare/Midway after canceled flights
• Insomnia & Depression
• Legal Depositions
• Sticking it to Cheeseheads
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